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i have 8 loads of laundry to do. i am on load 3. i am estimating sunday to be complete...

'meow, meow' (now you say meow meow back. it means 'i love you' in heather and patrick-speak) there will be a new program starting in june on the oxygen channel (opera's group). it will be a half hour cat show. no, i mean a show…

basically it is tiff's scarf. she gave it to me because it matched my hair so brilliantly she knew we were meant to be together! i have lots of pictures of me and it all over california. even a picture of us dancing while waiting…

that's me in front of the sign of the holiday inn express we stayed at in so cal when we went down to see patrick's family. there was even a hometown buffet across the street where we would get a 5% discount because we were…

my mom thinks i should write an autobiography. i sound like augusten burroughs. i realize this is a compliment, offered in the most sincere way. augusten has a talent for expressing his life in the most ordinary ways though it was hardly that. but the…