i heart barry lynn

"These two weekends were a lot like many of the events I had visited going back nearly 20 years to gatherings of Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition. For example, people still wanted to take pictures with me, to prove to the folks back home that even though their trip to Washington didn't lead to a photo op with Barack Obama, they did get a snapshot or video with one of Satan's imps. After one such session, a woman brought her 12-year-old son over and said: "now if you ever see Mr. Lynn on television, don't believe a word he says." I immediately told the youth: "listen to your mother." The subtlety of that response (that is, don't believe me when I say you should listen to your mother) may have been lost on mom."