Welcome to the chronicle of my hair, Heather's Hair.

Brandy describes how the particle accelerator at Cern works and it's relevance in the search for cleaner burning fuels. (no really, I swear!)

Really now, who's head is that and why is it there?

Oh, God not another art photo!

Art, art, everywhere!

Here Emmanuel reviews the Ladies Poker Night pictures to be sure that they are all acceptable, aka, won't ruin his career.

I'm sorry but I must say, Gregg looks like Linus from the peanuts cartoon.

Look at me move, look at me bend, I am Gayle which is Gallic for 'very flexible'.

Oops, Kerri, that sarong looks like it needs a little cinching up. And isn't that Emmanuel's hat?

Nicola and Elwira, party girls extrordinaire. It's funny, lots of people wore sun glasses though it was relatively dark. Perhaps it was to hide their pupils

Here you have Heather, Sarah and Kerri considering one of life's great mysteries...why cold fusion has been so elusive considering the advances man kind has made in physics and quantum mechanics... or perhaps they are just wondering why they can't make a matte lipstick that won't dry out your lips...

Wow look at the tan that Norbert has!

Frank tells Patrick: 'It's funny, whenever Jan comes to Paris he takes on the persona of a French national team fussball player. I'd say his aspirations of Jan of Arabia are far more realistic.'

Heather: 'What?! You want to come in here and join my private little flash dance?'
Letsa: 'Oh yeah baby...'
Heather: 'K.'

Jan: 'That's it! If you don't respect my sovereignty as Supreme Dictator of the Dolphins, you must leave! Go sit by the pool right now!'

'Do you think Taner will mind if I vomit on the outside of his car while we are doing 160 on the autobahn?'

(notice Melanie having her 'time-out' as ordered by Jan, King of the Dolphins. What a good girl.)

The secret to Sven's success is...grapefruit juice. No really, that is what he is drinking in the picture, so we know it is true.

Heather: 'So let me get this straight, when you get home you are going to ask Brandy if she'll vacuum the house in her pink bikini?'

Todd: 'Huh, huh, yeah.'

Heather: 'Well ok, but make sure you have us on speed dial so we can get you to the hospital as fast as possible.'

Here we have Jan modeling the royal neckwear of the Lord of the Dolphins. You can see Norbert looking on in awe at Jan's greatness.

Jan: 'Yes Frank, this is Ana, my Dolphin queen.'

Frank: 'But she is married to Ralf and your girlfriend's name is Jeanne.'

Jan: 'But of course. The Dolphins wish to have a King and Queen who are not mated so as to eliminate the possibility of foolish squabbles interfering with their reign of greatness'

Frank: ' Are you sure you aren't stone cold sober and this is some sort of psychological experiment you are pulling on us?'

Jan: ' I assure you my intoxication is genuine!'

Imagine the Moulin Rouge!

Imagine the music!

Imagine the Can-Can!

See it all go horribly horribly wrong!

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