LAST SPLASH!

Party On and On!

Page 3 of 8!

So what does Nicola do after getting out of the pool? Sit on a colleague of course!

Terry asks again, 'Why does my ex do things like this? And why is my drink empty again!'

Heather: 'Brandy, why are my guests so freaky?'

Brandy: 'How do I say this gently...um...your a freak magnet, Heather

Heather: 'Oh yeah. I forgot. You and Todd are the only normal friends I have.'

Brandy: 'Sure, right.'

'Ha! She fell for it!'


Frank is a sweet and innocent Parisian. He can't look at the Ana sandwich before him on the dance floor!

Connie 'Hangs Ten'! (actually not, to 'Hang Ten' is to have all ten toes hanging off the front of the board which she is obviously not doing, but you get my drift.)

Ah, isn't that cute. <barf>

Is it the alcohol or the heat that makes my guests so very very happy?

Emmanuel art photo number 2.
The movement series.

Natalie and the Dolphin. A picture of man's convenience with nature.

'Why am I posing with a Dolphin? I haven't drunk nearly as much alcohol as Kerri.'

'Oh yeah, I am about to get down now! No really, trust me.'

'Don't mind me. Just hanging out in the kitchen. No silverware here (I checked).'

Careful Lance! Don't spin her too fast. Though that is an effective way to keep her off your leg.


Roland: 'I have a vision of you very wet'
Nicola: 'Yeah, hindsight is 20/20. That was like 20 pictures ago dude.'
Letsa: 'He'd been meaning to tell you for a while.'

Look it's Nick and he is being social. See those people in the foreground? Notice Nick's authentic 'In n' Out Burger' t-shirt? He is old school so. cal. beach dude, all the way!'

Now here we have a sweet and cute couple.

Soon after this picture was taken Monica and Norbert got up to jump around to 'Nelly the Elephant' by the Toy Dolls.

They are THE coolest 'older than me' people I know (though my mom comes in a close second as she can recognize a Hole song and even know it is Courtney Love singing)

'Hey! What are you doing just sitting there! And yes, my latex bikini top is sweaty. But isn't that the point? Jump around man!'

Connie prepares Jan for his deliverance and accession.

She assists him in trying on his management hat. Or as it is better known, selling his soul to the devil.

And in the end we have.....

Jan of Arabia

'I would like to thank my people for laying down their lives for my greatness. I will drink to each and every one of you next weekend at the Finance 'Ski' trip. I think I've had enough this weekend...Bring on the virgins.'

Patrick: ' Ah, isn't Jan cute? I remember the first time I saved an entire country from civil war in my own mind.'

Ratna: 'So what do you all think of this Jan fellow and his aspiration to lead the conflicted to enlightenment and peace?'

Gilles: 'His inspriration reminds me of the inspiration one receives from the music of David Bowie and Brian Eno.'

Falco: 'You should see him at 80's night!'

Natalie: <thinks to herself> 'Heather is a freak magnet, I know. But I didn't realize how extreme!'

Jan of Arabia: 'Sven, my loyal deputy. Please spread the word. I rule the Dolphins.'

Sven: 'Certainly, my lord'

Sven: 'Yeah, Jan is drunk off his ass'

JL and Letsa: 'Um.'

He is a nice but strange American boy. Maybe if I just smile he will go away. <thinks Natalie>

I like it when cute French girls in rubber smile at me...<thinks Patrick>

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